I dream to become an iconic burlesque dancer
If I could do one thing, it would be to be a burlesque dancer.
The clothing is so beautiful. The moves are so addicting. The beauty is irresistible. The music is attention grabbing.
It it all just so perfect and I wish I could be a part of something so wonderful.
But to my demise, I have no rhythm, I have not an ounce of sexy in me, and I’m far too shy and self conscious to wear revealing outfits in front of hundreds of strangers every day.
I guess I will have to leave my desire to live as Gyspy Rose Lee for a day until Halloween.